Assturbate

To bring oneself to orgasm by various acts of anal-simulation.

Vanilla masturbation doesn't work for me anymore, now the only way I can cum is if I assturbate.

by Tenshin_ December 29, 2015

Assturbate

Inserting an object up your butt while wanking

Being extra horny, I began to assturbate

by cat litter boy March 25, 2014

Assturbate

To finger the asshole

Susie likes to assturbate, you know, finger her asshole

by David Ware May 12, 2004

Assturbate

To use a butt to masturbate one's penis.

I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.

by Fkrtist September 04, 2013

assturbation

To pleasure the anal cavity of oneself with the intent of sexual gratification.

I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.

by decamel August 28, 2013

Assturbation

Masturbation focused on pleasuring the butt, whether it be by massage or insertion.

Wow, this banana is frozen rock solid. I'm gonna have a good assturbation session tonight!

by Twiggins Q. Neugebauer June 20, 2011

assturbation

Masturbation restricted to the ass region. Usually performed by placing dildos, buttplugs, fingers, toothbrushes, or whatever else may be handy into the anal cavity. Lube is optional but highly recommended.

Suzy had never considered assturbation until she overheard Julie talking to Maria about shoving a 9 inch vibrator up her ass while fantasizing about Tom (Suzys dad).

by mindrape November 16, 2005