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AdSense
A division of Google, and nothing else but a bunch of thieves. They offer to advertise on your site, and give you a share of mulah, letting your money build up. Then at the apex of your financial glory, they disable your account and "refund your money to the affected advertisers." AKA, you get jewed. Typically, they send you an e-mail with a bullshit reason saying your account is generating a risk of invalid activity, which may "financially hurt" advertisers (as though it will even scratch their surfaces). Google even has the nerve to say "thank you for your patience and understanding". Users are typically offered appeal forms, however, at the risk of not getting reinstated (or reinstated, then cancelled again) it isn't usually worth it.
Some people who have been shut down by AdSense have lost upwards of $3,000. Don't believe me? Then Google NCC Archives 219 and see what these happy people had to say.
AdSense by IsraelHands09 November 30, 2011
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apsensexual • apsens • AdSense • Adsenseless • Asensio • Aspensdiens • absense • ansension • apensi • Asensa
apensi
std contracted from spaghetti.
caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.
caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.
apensi by swagmasterblaster69 August 24, 2014
Asensio
Some 12 year old kid who is obsessed with Marcos Asensio even though he’s just a sh1t Martin Braithwaite, he also loves everyone, and wants nud3s
Asensio by Bald_Messi May 28, 2021
absense
The state of articulating nonsense.
The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.
The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.
absense by office_instigator September 24, 2016
Aspensdiens
Lo significa todo y nada a la vez. Puedes utilizarla para dar las gracias, para insultar, o cuando no sabes que decir.
+ ¡Toma este regalo!
- ¡Oh! ¡Gracias! ¡Aspensdiens!
+ ¡Eres un pedazo de Aspensdiens!
+ ¿Cómo estás hoy?
- Meh... estoy aspensdiens
- ¡Oh! ¡Gracias! ¡Aspensdiens!
+ ¡Eres un pedazo de Aspensdiens!
+ ¿Cómo estás hoy?
- Meh... estoy aspensdiens
Aspensdiens by Anonymous_Dr May 15, 2020
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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