apsens

An Apsens will call you out in the bathroom by name...even if it wasn't you making the noises in question.

Did you just get Apsens brah?

apsens by Reap December 7, 2013

AdSense 

A division of Google, and nothing else but a bunch of thieves. They offer to advertise on your site, and give you a share of mulah, letting your money build up. Then at the apex of your financial glory, they disable your account and "refund your money to the affected advertisers." AKA, you get jewed. Typically, they send you an e-mail with a bullshit reason saying your account is generating a risk of invalid activity, which may "financially hurt" advertisers (as though it will even scratch their surfaces). Google even has the nerve to say "thank you for your patience and understanding". Users are typically offered appeal forms, however, at the risk of not getting reinstated (or reinstated, then cancelled again) it isn't usually worth it.

Some people who have been shut down by AdSense have lost upwards of $3,000. Don't believe me? Then Google NCC Archives 219 and see what these happy people had to say.

AdSense by IsraelHands09 November 30, 2011

apensi 

std contracted from spaghetti.

caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.

I got apensi from my mom's spaghetti meatballs. So worth it though.

apensi by swagmasterblaster69 August 24, 2014

Asensio 

Some 12 year old kid who is obsessed with Marcos Asensio even though he’s just a sh1t Martin Braithwaite, he also loves everyone, and wants nud3s

Asensio told Sway that he loved him but ofc Sway aired him as usual

Asensio by Bald_Messi May 28, 2021

asensia 

The medical condition in which a person lacks all common sense.

Doctor: I've got some bad news Karen, we've found that you are suffering from a form of acute asensism, otherwise known as asensia...
Karen: Please, use English Doc!
Doctor: You don't have any damn sense!!!

asensia by Big_Lew March 23, 2020

absense 

The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.

In Ray's absense, I will present the information.

absense by office_instigator September 24, 2016

Aspensdiens 

Lo significa todo y nada a la vez. Puedes utilizarla para dar las gracias, para insultar, o cuando no sabes que decir.

+ ¡Toma este regalo!
- ¡Oh! ¡Gracias! ¡Aspensdiens!

+ ¡Eres un pedazo de Aspensdiens!

+ ¿Cómo estás hoy?
- Meh... estoy aspensdiens

Aspensdiens by Anonymous_Dr May 15, 2020