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The medical condition in which a person lacks all common sense.
Doctor: I've got some bad news Karen, we've found that you are suffering from a form of acute asensism, otherwise known as asensia...
Karen: Please, use English Doc!
Doctor: You don't have any damn sense!!!
asensia by Big_Lew March 23, 2020
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Some 12 year old kid who is obsessed with Marcos Asensio even though he’s just a sh1t Martin Braithwaite, he also loves everyone, and wants nud3s
Asensio told Sway that he loved him but ofc Sway aired him as usual
Asensio by Bald_Messi May 28, 2021
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Marco Asensio 

Marco Asensio Willemsen is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a winger and attacking midfielder for Spanish club Real Madrid and the Spain national team. After starting out at Mallorca, he signed with Real Madrid in November 2014, being consecutively loaned to his former club as well as Espanyol.
Marco Asensio is a pure talent!
Marco Asensio by CalmLikeABomb88 November 3, 2021
a very beautiful girl who is incredibly smart. she avoids drama at all costs, and has a good heart.
Wow, she was so kind to that annoying kid. She’s such an Asensa
Asensa by aesthetic_girl2 January 9, 2019
A crazy, BEAUTIFUL girl who knows how to make me (chris w) feel like I can conquer the world. A person full of love, innocence, joy, intimacy, wisdom, inspiration's and strength. She is the woman that every man wishes he had. She is the light breeze that comes during a blazing summer. She is the heat that warms your body when the winter frost passes by. She is a dream girl! THE PERFECT GIRL!

Alensia is the perfect woman.
crazy, stunning, attractive, smart, personable, alensia
Alensia by boyfriend702 October 20, 2010
In addition to the top definition Asensio also supports the Yankees which makes him very very stupid and stinky
Senor Flopper: @King• did you know @Asensio supports the Yankees?
King•: LMFAO NO WAY
Asensio by Also Bald_Messi May 31, 2021

sam asensio

A boy/woman we haven't decided yet. Is a so called gamer. And a diva main. He is the leader of an autism sex offenders.
sam asensio by Autismleaderscone69 January 4, 2018
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