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Asensio

Some 12 year old kid who is obsessed with Marcos Asensio even though he’s just a sh1t Martin Braithwaite, he also loves everyone, and wants nud3s
Asensio told Sway that he loved him but ofc Sway aired him as usual
by Bald_Messi May 28, 2021
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Asensio

In addition to the top definition Asensio also supports the Yankees which makes him very very stupid and stinky
Senor Flopper: @King• did you know @Asensio supports the Yankees?
King•: LMFAO NO WAY
by Also Bald_Messi May 31, 2021
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Marco Asensio

Marco Asensio Willemsen is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a winger and attacking midfielder for Spanish club Real Madrid and the Spain national team. After starting out at Mallorca, he signed with Real Madrid in November 2014, being consecutively loaned to his former club as well as Espanyol.
by CalmLikeABomb88 November 3, 2021
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sam asensio

A boy/woman we haven't decided yet. Is a so called gamer. And a diva main. He is the leader of an autism sex offenders.
by Autismleaderscone69 January 4, 2018
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Ascension School

Ascension School is a private school in Oak Park that was established by the Ursuline Sisters in 1912. Its great place to ruin your child’s life. The uniforms would look more flattering on Steve Buscemi then on literally anyone there. They have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of George Washington. That school has gone through more spanish teachers than Taylor Swift has boyfriends. Only decent person who works there is the janitor. The hot lunches went “healthy” which I’m sure is code for containing human flesh. Half the staff wears open toe shoes so the children suffer through horrible education while starting at hairy toes. There are more health codes broken here then in a Mcdonald’s. The students are treated worse than the employers at the hooters on undercover boss. The only decent thing learned is how to roll joints taught by a kid that smoked actual oregano. You might accidently watch a religious movie where a girl is in an abusive relationship so she cheats on him to make him mad him then gets gang raped then runs away and almost dies but Jesus revives her then a queen helps her and has a lesbian make out sesh because a class actually watched this. Wouldn’t be surprised to see a rat in the gym smoking a joint, drinking, and shooting up some heroine all at once. The dances are jokes unless you get blessed by the occasional drunk teacher showing up to twerk on you.
“I’d rather give Hitler a bjthan attend Ascension School”
“But dude you’re Jewish
“Your point?”
by Justice F. Harambe October 18, 2016
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Ascension

The first DLC installment in Call of Duty Black Ops. The main four characters arrive at a Soviet cosmodrome abandoned by the remnants of the "Ascension" group and are met with a horde of zombies, given the new perks (Stamin-Up and PhD Flopper) new weapons (Matroyshka Dolls and Gersch Device) they must outwit those of the undead. Also,this was the first map to introduce easter eggs.
My favorite map on Black Ops is Ascension
by Group935 August 2, 2017
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asensia

The medical condition in which a person lacks all common sense.
Doctor: I've got some bad news Karen, we've found that you are suffering from a form of acute asensism, otherwise known as asensia...
Karen: Please, use English Doc!
Doctor: You don't have any damn sense!!!
by Big_Lew March 23, 2020
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