apensi 

std contracted from spaghetti.

caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.

I got apensi from my mom's spaghetti meatballs. So worth it though.

apensi by swagmasterblaster69 August 24, 2014

Apexsius 

The quality of turning aspirations into reality through a relentless pursuit of excellence

Become Apexsius

Apexsius by apexsius August 19, 2023

Asensio 

Some 12 year old kid who is obsessed with Marcos Asensio even though he’s just a sh1t Martin Braithwaite, he also loves everyone, and wants nud3s

Asensio told Sway that he loved him but ofc Sway aired him as usual

Asensio by Bald_Messi May 28, 2021

apenisa 

A rude, arrogant person who thinks 'he's hard'… He likes attention and can be funny at times.

Ew, your being such an Apenisa today!
Are you dumb…?

apenisa by areyoudumb.com May 20, 2014

asensia 

The medical condition in which a person lacks all common sense.

Doctor: I've got some bad news Karen, we've found that you are suffering from a form of acute asensism, otherwise known as asensia...
Karen: Please, use English Doc!
Doctor: You don't have any damn sense!!!

asensia by Big_Lew March 23, 2020

Apenigga 

One who has a big thumb. Hater of the homerdankens. Legitness! Lover of the bebegurl.

Apenigga always be hatin on domerdanken!

Apenigga by Stabin cabin user May 10, 2012

apendix 

(n.) The appendix is an internal organ. Its primary function is to digest seeds. Serious complications usually arise if you consume seeds after having it removed.

Ben, it's dangerous for you to eat fruit that contains smalls seeds, since your appendix was removed.

apendix by Meow December 8, 2003