AdSense 

A division of Google, and nothing else but a bunch of thieves. They offer to advertise on your site, and give you a share of mulah, letting your money build up. Then at the apex of your financial glory, they disable your account and "refund your money to the affected advertisers." AKA, you get jewed. Typically, they send you an e-mail with a bullshit reason saying your account is generating a risk of invalid activity, which may "financially hurt" advertisers (as though it will even scratch their surfaces). Google even has the nerve to say "thank you for your patience and understanding". Users are typically offered appeal forms, however, at the risk of not getting reinstated (or reinstated, then cancelled again) it isn't usually worth it.

Some people who have been shut down by AdSense have lost upwards of $3,000. Don't believe me? Then Google NCC Archives 219 and see what these happy people had to say.

AdSense by IsraelHands09 November 30, 2011

AdSense 

An ageist monopoly advertising program. They are one of the only advertising programs that explicitly require the user to be over the age of 18, like many other services from Google. It is not known why, but even with this they are still a monopoly. They control about 80-90% of the internet advertising industry. If you dont believe me go and check. Using this service means you support ageist monopolies destroying the world. You are a sick sick person. Remember, there are always non ageist, non monopolistic options available from other companies.

Person 1: Google Adsense is literally destroying the world. I cant believe anyone would use them.

Person 2: Neither can I.

AdSense by God Hates Google December 30, 2008

AdSense 

Google AdSense is an advertisement serving program run by Google. Website owners can enroll in this program to enable text, image, and more recently, video advertisements on their websites. These advertisements are administered by Google and generate revenue on either a per-click or per-thousand-impressions basis. Google is also currently beta-testing a cost-per-action based service.

-I've made lots of money with my website using Google's AdSense..

AdSense by Lich August 27, 2008

Google Adsence Bunny

An "Adsence Bunny" is a person or group of people from generally poor countries, who use the Google Adsence publisher system for an easy means of collecting free checks and/or hand outs at the expense of Google Adwords advertisers. They love to build websites for the sake of having Google adsence ads incorporated and usually offer poor content in hopes of getting unsuspecting surfers to click there website ads and seem to be quite content with this means of cheap free and fast income. (In extreme cases they will advertise in local news papers about clicking each others ads which cost advertisers millions in lost income annually)

The term bunny comes from the fact that they usually create and multiply, themselves and these cheap websites quickly, thus securing their ability to receive free Google Adsence checks and advertiser money from unsuspecting Adwords clients.

I was searching for information online using search and came to this worthless Google Adsence Bunny site full of nothing but Adsence ads...

Google Adsence Bunny by USA Advertiser November 17, 2009

absense 

The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.

In Ray's absense, I will present the information.

absense by office_instigator September 24, 2016

Apsensexual 

A sexuality made by someone on tiktok! It stands for “Attraction to people who don’t go by gender binary’s” aka: non-binary people, agender people, void gender people, etc!

Person A: “hey, why is person C only attracted to people with no gender?”
Person B: “oh! Well you see person C is apsensexual! Which means they are only attracted to people who don’t go by gender binary’s!”

Person A: “wow! Thanks for educating me on that!”

Apsensexual by Finnley the fish July 4, 2022

Adsenseless 

One who has less than 1,000 subs on YouTube. Symptoms include depression, staring at nothing for hours, and lamenting lost revenue that amounted to about one candy bar per month.

"Better stay away from Steven. He has 995 subs so, you know, he's adsenseless."

Adsenseless by Miss Murder_Horror April 14, 2018