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Gag reflex atrophy 

The decline of sensitivity at the back of the mouth which leads to less frequent gagging and an easier time swallowing large objects. While occasionally sought after by those who must take medication in large pills that are uncomfortable to swallow, it is more often a byproduct of a woman’s promiscuity. Continuous oral sex will rapidly decrease the gag reflex until she is able to take in even large members without difficulty.
Tori had been working on trying to stop gagging every time she went down on a guy. She enjoyed the praise and attention she garnered but she needed her BJ’s to be legendary. After a month or two of holding a tooth brush at the back of her mouth for 10 minutes every morning and night, she felt she had finally gotten rid of her gag reflex entirely. Eager to try it out, she texted Matt and told him to come over. Matt had a proud 8 inch dong, and so wasn’t to be taken lightly. But as she pulled down his pants and took his hardening member into her mouth, she realized with glee it had been a total success. As she bobbed diligently back and forth she heard Matt moan and grip her shoulders strongly. She closed her eyes and she felt him swell in her mouth. The first blast was a motherload indeed, but Tori’s cheeks and throat worked; she was swallowing his semen as fast as he was pumping it into her mouth. He fell back on the bed after he was spent and she went to snuggle on his chest. Soon however she once again wanted to take in his meat and taste his seed. So she took his flaccid member in her mouth and began to succ. He quickly grew and hardened as she breathed a second life into his spent manhood. She knew she’d been totally successful with her Gag Reflex Atrophy.
Gag reflex atrophy by Swirlin64 March 17, 2020

atrophy kid 

Someone so atrophied by instant feedback, congratulations and an adorable sense of entitlement, that the stress of making "adult" decisions often causes them to retreat to the safety of their parents. This move is often welcomed by the parents themselves, who felt unloved without someone to bestow lavish praise and generous material benefits upon.
So is that atrophy kid looking for a job yet?
atrophy kid by Somefinds April 25, 2009

Asstrophy 

(1) Atrophy of the ass.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.
"Dude! I am totally experiencing asstrophy right now."

"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."
Asstrophy by trippd333 January 31, 2009

astrophysics

A totally rad area of study.
The youngster had hopes of being an astrophysicist, as astrophysics is one of his favorite things to study in his spare time.
astrophysics by Spock Greyson December 28, 2009

atrophy wife 

n. a spouse who has atrophied considerably over the years and may be in need of replacement; not to be confused with a trophy wife. Amusing term if used with a faux Italian accent.
I would-a like-a you to meet-a my atrophy wife.
atrophy wife by Public_ice July 10, 2011

asstrophysics 

The study of how ones ass works within space and and the daily physics of life
"Did you see Becky today?"
"Yeah man, her ass was defying the laws of asstrophysics"
asstrophysics by Asstrophysicist December 2, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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