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atrophy wife

n. a spouse who has atrophied considerably over the years and may be in need of replacement; not to be confused with a trophy wife. Amusing term if used with a faux Italian accent.
I would-a like-a you to meet-a my atrophy wife.
by Public_ice July 10, 2011
mugGet the atrophy wifemug.

pissicle

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.
You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.
by Public_ice November 23, 2010
mugGet the pissiclemug.

meatronome

n.Mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical sexual strokes. Often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.

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I totally rocked your world that time Baby! Merry Christmas! Did you see God?

God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome
by public_ice November 5, 2013
mugGet the meatronomemug.

mahone Bay, Nova Scotia

place. Rock-strewn Canadian fishing port a few inlets down from the more picturesque Peggy's Cove. Famous for exporting crabs in the summer and harbouring hardy yacht painters and stone sculptors over the long, dreary winters.

The isolation of frigid winters, when the inlet freezes and tourists cannot reach the island, has bred a certain ruggedness into the local folk who pass the dark winter evenings with their scrabble competitions, squid jigging and deboer knitting.

Delightful views of the "famous-six" churches are available from anywhere in town due to the lack of other buildings .

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Isn't that Mahone Bay, Nova Scotia I hear calling me?

No. I think that's Peggy's Cove again.
by Public_ice September 1, 2011
mugGet the mahone Bay, Nova Scotiamug.

squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.
by Public_ice September 1, 2011
mugGet the squid jiggingmug.

Twut

n. Slutty girl who hangs out on Twitter.

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Why you always sending provocative messages? You are such a twut.
by Public_ice September 24, 2012
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postmature erockulation

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.
by Public_ice September 15, 2011
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