Definitions by Public_ice
meatronome
n.Mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical sexual strokes. Often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.
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I totally rocked your world that time Baby! Merry Christmas! Did you see God?
God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome
God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome
meatronome by public_ice November 5, 2013
dumple
n. Cute dimple visible on the top of a fresh pile of dog feces.
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dumple by Public_ice September 28, 2012
Twut
n. Slutty girl who hangs out on Twitter.
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Twut by Public_ice September 24, 2012
postmature erockulation
n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.
postmature erockulation by Public_ice September 15, 2011
mahone Bay, Nova Scotia
place. Rock-strewn Canadian fishing port a few inlets down from the more picturesque Peggy's Cove. Famous for exporting crabs in the summer and harbouring hardy yacht painters and stone sculptors over the long, dreary winters.
The isolation of frigid winters, when the inlet freezes and tourists cannot reach the island, has bred a certain ruggedness into the local folk who pass the dark winter evenings with their scrabble competitions, squid jigging and deboer knitting.
Delightful views of the "famous-six" churches are available from anywhere in town due to the lack of other buildings .
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The isolation of frigid winters, when the inlet freezes and tourists cannot reach the island, has bred a certain ruggedness into the local folk who pass the dark winter evenings with their scrabble competitions, squid jigging and deboer knitting.
Delightful views of the "famous-six" churches are available from anywhere in town due to the lack of other buildings .
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mahone Bay, Nova Scotia by Public_ice September 1, 2011
squid jigging
v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.
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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.
I'll be thinking that's what she said.
I'll be thinking that's what she said.
squid jigging by Public_ice September 1, 2011
atrophy wife
n. a spouse who has atrophied considerably over the years and may be in need of replacement; not to be confused with a trophy wife. Amusing term if used with a faux Italian accent.
atrophy wife by Public_ice July 10, 2011