appleprole

A prole who works for Apple. Usually works in their resellers.
The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC users as proles living in a 1984 dystopia.

You can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here).

by irritant July 30, 2004

Appleplexy

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....

While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 1, 2010

Applephile

Someone who holds Apple in high esteem. The kind of person that watches all the keynote speeches, immediately downloads the latest updates, stands in line to buy the latest products, puts Apple stickers in the rear car window, and is totally enamored of all things Apple.

I'm the biggest Applephile I know. I just watched the latest Apple keynote address and can't wait to sleep out to be one of the first people to spend my whole paycheck to buy the newest model of everything that Apple is releasing!

by crumster October 26, 2013

applesolesence

the phenomenon of upgrading to a new operating system on the Mac, where all your programs become obsolete or outdated, and you are forced to spend more money than you ever thought to bring your existing programs up to "snuff' to work on the new OS.

"I was so excited about upgrading to the new Leopard until I realized all my other programs which I use daily suffered from applesolesence...bummer!"

by Frank Film January 12, 2008

Applehole

When the word asshole is just too explicit for the ears of the weary, resort to the toned down version of America's favorite swear.
D77 birthed this puppy

Don't be an applehole.

Don't mind that hater, he's an applehole if I've ever seen one.

by NDubski August 20, 2010

Appleplettic

The Word "Appleplettic" is normaly refered to a day. An appleplettic day is a day where Apples say:"Hi,how are you doing?" But,when they say "doing?" they explode. The rest of the Apples goes on the top of the head of people that they say:"Stupid Apples!" But,when they say "Apples!" they die.

Jack:Today is a realy Appleplettic day.
John:Stupid Apples! *roblox death sound*

by FreddyIlFappone April 28, 2017

Appleplettic

Appleplettic is normaly refered at days. An appleplettic day,is a day where there are lots of apples that say: "Hi! How are you?" But,when they say "you?" they explode. The rest of the apples goes on the top of the head of people that say: "Stupid Apples!" But,when they say "Apples!" they die.

Mike:Today is a very appleplettic morning!
John:Stupid Apples! *roblox death sound*

by FreddyIlFappone May 5, 2017