Applehole

When the word asshole is just too explicit for the ears of the weary, resort to the toned down version of America's favorite swear.
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Don't be an applehole.

Don't mind that hater, he's an applehole if I've ever seen one.

Applehole by NDubski August 20, 2010

Appleplexy 

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....

While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

Appleplexy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 1, 2010

Appshole 

Someone who is so busy playing with the apps on their iPhone/blackberry that they can't be bothered to interact with the world around them.

So, there I was talking to my best friend, and he just ignored me to play with some stupid app he just downloaded. What an appshole!

Appshole by luddite666 February 18, 2010

Applewhore 

An Applewhore is somebody who buys every new Mac product, and talks about it all the time. If you even mention the word "PC", they look like the might vomit. They are constantly on their iPhones, and bought the iPad as soon as it came out. Even if they weren't quite sure what was so great about it, they tell everyone that "It's the best product ever!"

Person 1: Wow, check out Maggie, she's such an Applewhore.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.

Applewhore by maysayhay May 21, 2010

Applephile

Someone who holds Apple in high esteem. The kind of person that watches all the keynote speeches, immediately downloads the latest updates, stands in line to buy the latest products, puts Apple stickers in the rear car window, and is totally enamored of all things Apple.

I'm the biggest Applephile I know. I just watched the latest Apple keynote address and can't wait to sleep out to be one of the first people to spend my whole paycheck to buy the newest model of everything that Apple is releasing!

Applephile by crumster October 26, 2013

Appholes 

Those geeks who are always showing off the latest and greatest app's for their hip new iPhones in front of their friends, particularly those who still use ancient cell phones.

Fred and Wilma think they're so cool cause they know when to go to the bathroom during the movies, using their new "piss-app" from Apple. They are such appholes; do they also need an app to tell them when to eat?

Appholes by tuffy53 December 21, 2009

applecored 

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten

That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.

applecored by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009