Applephile

Someone who holds Apple in high esteem. The kind of person that watches all the keynote speeches, immediately downloads the latest updates, stands in line to buy the latest products, puts Apple stickers in the rear car window, and is totally enamored of all things Apple.

I'm the biggest Applephile I know. I just watched the latest Apple keynote address and can't wait to sleep out to be one of the first people to spend my whole paycheck to buy the newest model of everything that Apple is releasing!

Applephile by crumster October 26, 2013

Appleplexy 

frustration felt when figuring-out how to work an iPhone, iPad, iPod....

While unwrapping my iPhone, I boldly threw away the instructions - but after a half-hour of Appleplexy, I was rummaging through the trash.

Appleplexy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 1, 2010

applepine 

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.

Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed

applepine by Secret Definition Guy May 15, 2018

appleprole 

A prole who works for Apple. Usually works in their resellers.
The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC users as proles living in a 1984 dystopia.

You can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here).

appleprole by irritant July 30, 2004

Applehole

When the word asshole is just too explicit for the ears of the weary, resort to the toned down version of America's favorite swear.
D77 birthed this puppy

Don't be an applehole.

Don't mind that hater, he's an applehole if I've ever seen one.

Applehole by NDubski August 20, 2010

Marshall Applewhite 

the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.

I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.

Marshall Applewhite by @alltime_low_depression November 7, 2019

applewhite 

a sexy motherfucking family

The Applewhite's are so hot.

applewhite by jerry goatly January 4, 2014