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appleclap 

The act of clapping together your favorite two friends that grew up in a continent that looks like Africa. They probably are not jewish. When this act happens they get really happy. Like holy shit happy, like that. then sometimes apples.....
Orange: Hey i just appleclapped you

Red: damn
appleclap by Boo Boo Kitty Fuck 8332 December 21, 2007
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applecaps 

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.
examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"
applecaps by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009

Applelanche 

A lot of apples tumbling to the floor at once.
The word came from Avalanche. An avanlanche of apples.

Example: In a shop, the stand holding the apples, collapses sending all the apples to the floor at once.

When the stand in the store holding the apples collapsed, it sent all the apples to the floor in an Applelanche
Applelanche by Potato Implosion October 3, 2009

Applecable 

(apple-kuh-bull) An adjective that describes when a red card is "applicable" in the game Apples to Apples.
Hans: Ok so the green card is "Bear-like" and I need a card thats applecable.
Taylor: Oh mine's the best for that.
Hans: Oh yeah, what is it?
Taylor: Rosie O'Donnell. What do you have?
Hans: The common loon...
Applecable by Taylor Anne January 17, 2009
The trap one falls into after purchasing and becoming proficient at using a single Apple product thus leading to endless, and completely unnecessary, purchasing of additional Apple technology for no apparent reason.
“Oh dayyyyyyum! You got the new iphone, ipad AAAAND a macbook pro?! Homie, you fell into the Appletrap head first!”
Appletrap by OhiaGirls March 5, 2021

Appleappsy

If someone is so annoyingly crazy about new apps on his/her iphone that you wish he/she collapses.
She: Oh my gosh! You already got that new app on you iphone?

He: I don't have an iph–

She: (interrupting with enourmous speed) –it's da best. you should get it. it's hilarious! you seen that? - i took a picture of you now you look like lady gaga! i twittered it to my facebookfriends. they love it.

He: Get appleappsy!
Appleappsy by rinibiniwurst September 14, 2010

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.
Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.
Upset The Applecart by TV CAR March 26, 2010
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