Appletrap

The trap one falls into after purchasing and becoming proficient at using a single Apple product thus leading to endless, and completely unnecessary, purchasing of additional Apple technology for no apparent reason.

“Oh dayyyyyyum! You got the new iphone, ipad AAAAND a macbook pro?! Homie, you fell into the Appletrap head first!”

by OhiaGirls March 5, 2021

Appletard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.

Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Appletard

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

appletart game

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?

1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!

by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Appletard

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products

ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard

by Zebulebu June 5, 2011

applecaps

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.

examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"

by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009

apptrap

"Apps", as in applications on Facebook usually disguised as quizzes, games or surveys that the send you to other pages or force you to allow it access to your info to get the answer to a quiz.

I clicked on a that IQ quiz on my Facebook page and to get the answer, it wanted access...I hate that apptrap shit!

Man I voted for Obama on a quiz on FB and got sent to a Ronald Regan page..Ronald Reagan..WTF!

by Gummer Stumps October 16, 2010