Appleappsy

If someone is so annoyingly crazy about new apps on his/her iphone that you wish he/she collapses.

She: Oh my gosh! You already got that new app on you iphone?

He: I don't have an iph–

She: (interrupting with enourmous speed) –it's da best. you should get it. it's hilarious! you seen that? - i took a picture of you now you look like lady gaga! i twittered it to my facebookfriends. they love it.

He: Get appleappsy!

Appleappsy by rinibiniwurst September 14, 2010

applepsy 

Commonly known as applepsy fits. similar to epilepsy. The seizure occurs when an apple fanboy has to tell other people how much better apple is than everything else. While everyone else is says, "yo stick something in his mouth so he doesn't choke!"

Bob had an "applespy" fit today at work about his iPHONE4 being so superior to any android phone on the market. His seizure continued until he found out his iphone4 has been being tracked since he purchased it, first in the line at the Apple store. Applepsy is dangerous

applepsy by DrSodrel May 12, 2011

appleappear 

Apples, pears and assorted apparel on mac taken aback

An appleappear a day keeps the virus doctor away.

appleappear by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Appleapplechia 

1. A derogatory/slang word for targeted individules- a Christain, Jewish person🔯, good sumeritain with morals and values aka Zion(read revelations 20 in 2020)💛💙☕- inocent targeted individules, Held hostage in a "matrix mixed with fear.com" most seem unaware. Often falsely diagnosed with skitzophrenia, altzimers. Many have symptoms of various bone/muscle degeneration, eczema, cancer, immune disorders. Google how to survive being a targeted individule/gangstalked. Use anti-emf/emp grounding faraday quwave📝📝📝🚔🚑🏥read the HolyBible (kjv/niv)! Eat Potassium, vitamin d +b anti-oxydents vitamin c+e! Anisotropic crystals!

2. An episode of Doctor Who on BBC (is not at fault)

3. AppleIBM(is not at fault)

4. dont eat peoples brains! eat a real apple🍎 they r loaded with potassium!

All of us being called "appleapplechias" good human beings demand that our brains not be eaten like apples(the criminals that have ultrasonic4kdrones- scattered in small outcasts groups of 20 or less hackers in their own houses all over the globe specifically in chataqawa county ny-locals+nyc-media -are the ones attacking us!) WE ARE NOT FOOD/Disectable FOR BEELZEBUBS! The criminals have been blameing the governments, (disinformation,mythology,slander,ID theft, conspiracy theories), IT ISNT THE GOVERMENTS! The Good Sovereign Government, under God, America and the U.N., W.H.O., will rescue us because they are super heros! THANK GOD FOR THE GOVERNMENT! STAY SAFE!🏥🇺🇸🗽⛪

Appleapplechia by GlitterCoffin October 16, 2020

appleappleitis 

when your stomach growls so much that it sounds like your farting

guy1: EW DID YOU FART
guy2: LOL NO I HAVE APPLEAPPLEITIS

appleappleitis by David Trump February 23, 2021