43 definitions by TV CAR
Here is a term born from the wonderful people at summit racing. The people who love summit and think it is all that, and all good things for cars and trucks come from summit. Here is an example of how a "Tool's" brain works: dude I just went to summit and bought a cool air intake,splitfire plugs,accel coil,a k&n filter,hypertech chip,low temp stat,and headers w/daul exhaust for my 94 K1500. Now my piece of shit truck w/200k+ miles will go form 225hp to like 300+ hp, so in order to keep all that power under control I'm gonna need rancho shocks,rear sway bar,energy suspension bushings and some mickey thompson tires. This practice is also very common with small rice burning cars, like honda civics. These cars though need lots of colorful wire loom,painted dash parts,skull head shift knobs,and wings to make them faster.
Rich: I'm gonna drive to ohio to summit to get some parts for my truck, because no ordinary parts will do for my old K1500. Like some rancho"s, just thinkin of that summit store gives me wood!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
Tool: True dat,I know the feel'in. I was just there gettin some stuff for my 89 civic!
Scott: So you two assholes esp. rich, just summitized your junk rides. Its like trying to polish a terd, or better yet flushing money down the toilet!
by TV CAR March 17, 2010
This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.
Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.
Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.
Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.
by TV CAR March 30, 2010
Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.
by TV CAR May 11, 2010
The fear of abbreviations taking over the english language, and instead of talking, normal people will soon be talking in only abbreviations.
*Phone rings*
Tony: Hello
Mike :HMWU
Tony :What?
MIke: HMWU
Tony: What the fuck are you sayin?
Mike :Hey man what's up,what you don't undrestand abbrev?
Tony : No and you are retarted.
*hangs up phone*
Mike :WTF? He must have abbrevaphobia.
Tony: Hello
Mike :HMWU
Tony :What?
MIke: HMWU
Tony: What the fuck are you sayin?
Mike :Hey man what's up,what you don't undrestand abbrev?
Tony : No and you are retarted.
*hangs up phone*
Mike :WTF? He must have abbrevaphobia.
by TV CAR March 27, 2010
The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.
Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
by TV CAR April 9, 2010
The day after is a way of saying something epic or terrible happened the nite before,in reference to the droping of an A-Bomb and it's undeniable impact on ones life. Here are some nites that could lead to a day after
1.Hardcore drinking nite.
2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.
3.Epic sexual conquest.
4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.
5.Not remembering last nite at all.
1.Hardcore drinking nite.
2.Ending up in jail for any numerous reasons.
3.Epic sexual conquest.
4.Being on the wrong end of a beatdown.
5.Not remembering last nite at all.
dude 1: I have a killer hangover and don't rember anything about last nite.
dude 2:Ahh, The day after...
dude 2:Ahh, The day after...
by TV CAR March 23, 2010