applecaps 

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.

examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"

applecaps by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009

Applecable 

(apple-kuh-bull) An adjective that describes when a red card is "applicable" in the game Apples to Apples.

Hans: Ok so the green card is "Bear-like" and I need a card thats applecable.
Taylor: Oh mine's the best for that.
Hans: Oh yeah, what is it?
Taylor: Rosie O'Donnell. What do you have?
Hans: The common loon...

Applecable by Taylor Anne January 17, 2009

applecrisp 

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.

Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp

applecrisp by thewoodster May 12, 2010

Appleappsy

If someone is so annoyingly crazy about new apps on his/her iphone that you wish he/she collapses.

She: Oh my gosh! You already got that new app on you iphone?

He: I don't have an iph–

She: (interrupting with enourmous speed) –it's da best. you should get it. it's hilarious! you seen that? - i took a picture of you now you look like lady gaga! i twittered it to my facebookfriends. they love it.

He: Get appleappsy!

Appleappsy by rinibiniwurst September 14, 2010

Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

applecrisping 

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.

Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.

applecrisping by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.

Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.

Upset The Applecart by TV CAR March 26, 2010