Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

Popcorns don't have antennas by Xnot January 6, 2012

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Jesus Antenna

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.

Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!

Jesus Antenna by Pray4rain October 24, 2010

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antennagate

The nickname given to the scandal surrounding the release of Apple's iPhone 4 in June 2010, and the alleged reception issues that arose from holding the phone the 'wrong way'.

Shortly after thousands of iSheeps complained about the problem, Steve Jobs responded by offering all iPhone 4 users a free carry case, and also accusing virtually every major mobile phone manufacturer of making phones with poor signal as well, and that 'Antennagate' was not unique to Apple.

These manufacturers, including Nokia, HTC, RIM (Blackberry) and Samsung refuted these claims, and told Apple to go fuck themselves.

Meanwhile iPhone 4 owners still believe they own the coolest gadget on earth, despite the fact that once they pick the phone up they lose the ability to call/text anybody, and are already eagerly waiting the release of iPhone 5.

First there was Sachsgate, then Bloodgate, and now Antennagate.

antennagate by aflex22 July 19, 2010