The giant penis of a black man named "Mark McKenna", also known as "Jamal". It is called "The Antenna" because it is so big, it sticks up out of the ground. It is ever expanding, but as it stands, it is 84 miles high, and 12 miles thick. It is used as a tourist attraction, as a giant penis that people have sex with.
Hey, I'm Bored, wanna ride The Antenna? SURE!
by The Antenna Man August 12, 2011
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Something terrible to do to your buddy when he passes out early from drinking too much. You place your balls gently over the bridge of his nose, and let your wang the rest on his face pointing up his forehead making the affect of an "the antenna". Be sure to have another friend take a picture to show the victim in the morning. He'll be pissed!
Hey Chris! Dave passed out again! Quick, give him the antenna!
by Fred and Charlie April 24, 2008
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Pieces of metal that pick up radio and TV signals.
I get TV with my TV antenna
by a clever ud user December 19, 2009
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The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.
Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!
by Pray4rain October 24, 2010
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when you pierce your dick with a long metal rod, making your penis resemble a radio antenna
omg, i was gonna suck this guys dick. but he pulled down his pants and had a antenna dick
by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009
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When a paperclip is jammed in the coax input on the back of an LCD TV to pull in local networks over the air.
Ma didn't pay the cable bill so I guess we're using a Baltimore Antenna this month.
by RainKitsune November 6, 2019
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