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to see god while shitting.
"man i just antenna1'd real hard in the bathroom"
antenna1 by antenna2 November 9, 2022

Jesus Antenna 

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.
Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!
Jesus Antenna by Pray4rain October 24, 2010

antennagate 

The nickname given to the scandal surrounding the release of Apple's iPhone 4 in June 2010, and the alleged reception issues that arose from holding the phone the 'wrong way'.

Shortly after thousands of iSheeps complained about the problem, Steve Jobs responded by offering all iPhone 4 users a free carry case, and also accusing virtually every major mobile phone manufacturer of making phones with poor signal as well, and that 'Antennagate' was not unique to Apple.

These manufacturers, including Nokia, HTC, RIM (Blackberry) and Samsung refuted these claims, and told Apple to go fuck themselves.

Meanwhile iPhone 4 owners still believe they own the coolest gadget on earth, despite the fact that once they pick the phone up they lose the ability to call/text anybody, and are already eagerly waiting the release of iPhone 5.
First there was Sachsgate, then Bloodgate, and now Antennagate.
antennagate by aflex22 July 19, 2010

bitch antenna 

Violet Pinkerton would sell her left bitch antenna for a pony.

Popcorns don't have antennas 

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.
"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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