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analo

Analo is a rich bitch with no husbands and 26 side-peices. Always down to do everything. Wants to stand and sleep at the same time. Has very nice friends who will give her homework at 3AM the morning before.
Amy: Oh my gosh she didn't do her homework

Halle: That's definitely an Analo
by SPICYPICKLESWITHTN'S November 22, 2021
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analo-govnet

Russian phonetic pun on phrase "analogov net" meaning unparallel , unmatched, used in Kremlin propaganda texts about new weapon or piece of tech made by Russians.

In such pun form, it's written as two words: anal (of the ass) and govnet derived from govno (shit).

So the whole phrase is approximately meaning "a shit coming from one's ass" , deriding low quality or incapability of the piece of technology in question . Because everything made by Russians is shitty
The new russian fighter jet Su-57 is typical analo-govnet. Great on papers, but cannot fly without incidents
by dildo777 September 12, 2022
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Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker
(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"
by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019
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anal stickling

When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.
"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 4, 2018
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Analog Horror

A subgenre of horror told in the manner of a classic analog style. Typically using an old school, pre-digital style when presenting lore, using things such as television broadcasts or infomercials in generally "nostalgic" styles. Most often presents itself as a web-series.
Local 58 and Gemini Home Entertainment are good examples of Analog Horror.
by tempertant June 5, 2021
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anal tongue dart

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.
I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!
by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014
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Anal Shoehorn

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin
My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn
by seedy old man August 4, 2012
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