analogue 

noun. anal/o/gue
anal means anal
o is the shape of anal
gue means Global Underwater Explorer
analogue means analanalglobalunderwaterexplorer

I am an analogue.

analogue by Lucas.on9jai November 27, 2021

Analogue 

Noun. Anal/o/gue
Anal : Anal
o : The shape of Anal
gue : Global Underwater Explorers

Analogue : analanalglobalunderwaterexplorer

I am an Analogue.

Analogue by Lucas.on9jai November 27, 2021

analogue 

Analogue television is the original television technology that uses analog signals to transmit video and audio. In an analog television broadcast, the brightness, colors and sound are represented by amplitude, phase and frequency of an analog signal.

next on BBC 1, a true story of a man who built an record-breaking bike out of washing machine bits, no really. But that is for digital viewers only because we have came to the end of the line of analogue TV in wales *insert diget ai here*

analogue by wallaceandgromitfan69 March 3, 2022

Analogue

Deciding to quit social media, get a flip phone and or ditch technology entirely.

Call me on my flip phone I went analogue to quit doom scrolling.

Analogue by flipphonerealness May 6, 2026

Analogue rectal exam 

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

Analogue rectal exam by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

analogue wank 

Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.

My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!

analogue wank by darkh0rse July 2, 2011

analogue poo 

When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.

I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.

analogue poo by jwgrooves June 13, 2017