analogue

noun. anal/o/gue
anal means anal
o is the shape of anal
gue means Global Underwater Explorer
analogue means analanalglobalunderwaterexplorer

I am an analogue.

by Lucas.on9jai November 27, 2021

Analogue

Noun. Anal/o/gue
Anal : Anal
o : The shape of Anal
gue : Global Underwater Explorers

Analogue : analanalglobalunderwaterexplorer

I am an Analogue.

by Lucas.on9jai November 27, 2021

analogue

Analogue television is the original television technology that uses analog signals to transmit video and audio. In an analog television broadcast, the brightness, colors and sound are represented by amplitude, phase and frequency of an analog signal.

next on BBC 1, a true story of a man who built an record-breaking bike out of washing machine bits, no really. But that is for digital viewers only because we have came to the end of the line of analogue TV in wales *insert diget ai here*

by wallaceandgromitfan69 March 3, 2022

Analogue rectal exam

While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.

Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"

Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."

Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"

Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"

by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015

analogue wank

Having to revert to the more traditional methods of masturbation by using "old skool" materials such as books, magazines and rude drawings.

My fucking internet isn't getting connected for another fortnight! I'm gonna have to settle for an analogue wank tonight instead of YouJizz!

by darkh0rse July 2, 2011

analogue poo

When you go for a poo but forget to take your phone with you. Devoid of the stimuli of checking emails and social media you're obliged to spend a few minutes on analogue pursuits, such as thinking, meditating, singing, or perhaps reading a book or newspaper.

I'd already started to let one out when I realised my phone was on my desk, so I had to do an analogue poo. But that's ok, I came up with a great plan for the next book I'm never going to write.

by jwgrooves June 13, 2017

analogue g-chat

passing notes the old fashioned way, i.e. by actually passing notes on a piece of paper. Has mostly been replaced by g-chat now.

Did you see those girls had their analogue g-chat going in class?" "Yeah, the professor totally saw and ripped them a new one...

by Amanda Pisces November 3, 2010