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pindos

Originated from Kosovo war in 1999. Russian peacekeeping force soldiers called American soldiers pindos or pendos because they looked funny and fat, like penguins, in full combat ammunition.

Later, the word carried over to whole American citizens as pejorative. Also, USA = Pendostan or Pindostan (country of Pindos)

Russian army general to the officers of peacekeeping force in Kosovo:
-Dear officers. I'm politely asking you to stop calling pindos by "pindos". They are very offended by this

by dildo777 April 3, 2022

Mahoney

Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.

Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.

Among his pranks were:

- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser

- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking

Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.

laughs

Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!

by dildo777 June 29, 2019

Dream Theater

Regarded in the metal community as kings of musical masturbation

These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.

Dream Theater are top notch musicians, but too much obsessed with wanking their instruments

by dildo777 May 1, 2022

fabulous dickhead

Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich.
The President of the Russian Federation

-Putin is a fabulous dickhead.
-Please don't spread false rumours. Putin is not fabulous, but real dickhead!

by dildo777 June 1, 2019

propagandon

Derogatory name for TV presenters, media personas and journalists, loyal to Putin's fascist regime in Russia and translating state-sponsored propaganda.

Made of two words: propaganda + gandon(or gondon) - a curse word meaning condom, figuratively a dickhead.

Solovyev, Skabeeva, Peskov are propagandon and deserve a trial for crimes against the humanity together with their boss Putin

by dildo777 May 20, 2022

Hammond

A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.

Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players

by dildo777 July 15, 2016

petookh

In Russian prison slang - an openly homosexual, or victim of prison rape. Convict could be declared "petookh" for serious violation of prison laws, or for just being looking too good.
Literally means "rooster". Same as "opushchennyi"

According to unwritten prison laws, someone who caught stealing from inmates, failed to pay debt, or served as police informant, inevitably end up as petookh

by dildo777 September 23, 2017