163 definitions by dildo777

big black cock

A big black rooster (bird). Not to be confused with afro-american man's genitals
Want to see my big black cock? -Sorry, this is disgusting, i'm not a gay. -Please, stop to watch your stupid racist porn. It's a bird, and it lives in my yard!
by dildo777 September 22, 2020
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Lena Golovach

Russian gag name, when surname and name juxtaposed, GolovachLena phonetically sounds like "golova chlena" or head of the penis

As nickname often used by Dota players
- My name is Lena Golovach. or GolovaChlena

-WTF?
by dildo777 January 7, 2025
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shoplyfter

Porn film franchise about security guard, who detains shoplifting women, and coerce them to fuck in exchange of dropping charges
In the last Shoplyfter release , hot milf got caught for stealing buttplug and concealing it in her body orifice
by dildo777 August 30, 2023
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Superjet

Russian civil jet plane , developed by Sukhoi Civil Aicrafts company.

The jet infamous by it's long development, and few notorious crashes due to negligence of the crew.

One was demonstration flight in Indonesia, where the crew committed a CFIT
Superjet crashed into the mountain, together with journalists and prospective customers. Can't imagine worse demonstration of a new product.
by dildo777 March 23, 2023
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strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.
Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo
by dildo777 July 3, 2018
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Pet Shop Boys fan

Modern version of a Friend of Dorothy.
A sophisticated euphemism for gay.

comes from assumption that only gays can enjoy music of British synth-pop duo Pet Shop Boys
There's someone you don't like and you want to insult them by calling them a "faggot," but you know that's awfully politically incorrect and will get you nailed as a bigot, so you say something like "I hear he's a Pet Shop Boys fan."
by dildo777 January 27, 2023
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guitarast

No talent ass clown with guitar. Someone who pretends to be a guitarist , copies visual style of Van Halen, Slash or other famous musician, but lack of skill and wish to learn.

Concatenation from "guitar" and "pederast"
Bob is true guitarast. Can't play but shows photos of his guitars here and there, and brags about that
by dildo777 February 16, 2017
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