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Any art having to do with anal or butt focused techniques.

Kelly: You just want to violently take over the world?
Methos: Yes, and I'll be forced to use analjitsu to subdue all who oppose me.

analjitsu by Seth November 20, 2004

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Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.

Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.

Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022

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analwitsis

When a male shoves his peen into the step sis

Omg Jimmy, did you just do analwitsis?

Oh yes, I piped that hoe raw

analwitsis by winwobble August 19, 2020

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analsitus

The medical term for butt hurt.

Richard had a case of analsitus after Tonia called him a dork.

analsitus by E. Neranig February 14, 2022

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analitus

A person that claims they don't like anal but really do. The willing to take it up the but privately.

Merry said she would never go anal but she bought the beads for it. Oh she has analitus

analitus by mexi therapist November 1, 2013

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analitius

A rare chronic illness in which the person infected needs anal at least once a month

Oh no dave you have analitius. I got you just shove it in

analitius by Theoddessy September 8, 2022

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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