Techniques

"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.

CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."

Techniques by OVERDRIVEN32 August 13, 2024

enhanced interrogation techniques

Torture.

We used enhanced interrogation techniques to try to obtain information.

We used torture to try to obtain information.

enhanced interrogation techniques by EBKennel May 25, 2009

Stalker Techniques 

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

Stalker Techniques by nickh959 September 5, 2009

masturbation techniques 

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.

John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques

masturbation techniques by Vaillanco May 20, 2014

Illegal Lego Building Techniques

When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.

I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

Illegal Lego Building Techniques by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

Advanced interrogation techniques 

Dude..... It means torture you dip-shit.

Let's use Advanced interrogation techniques to get information

Advanced interrogation techniques by Thedumbguy123 February 16, 2021

propaganda techniques 

what your school teaches you.

all that bullshit i heard in class today is propaganda techniques.

propaganda techniques by Anonymous September 5, 2003