I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.

Analitis by la the bright man March 20, 2010

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encephalo-analitis

Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!

Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!

Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.

encephalo-analitis by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

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analitis

The act of constantly over-analyzing any and every issue you can think of, to the point of total redundancy.

Richard: "So how did you sleep?"
Amber: "Not too well. After you left the analitis kicked in and I was up 'till 4 a.m."
Richard: "Guess they don't make a cream for that, huh?"
Amber: "Nope."

analitis by Ambard April 4, 2006

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Analithisphobia

The fear or hatred towards misinformation, misidentification, and any form of fallacy taken as fact by others.

John has Analithisphobia, and hates it when someone says something false that they take as fact.

Analithisphobia by DrBrad December 16, 2022

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