analitus
A person that claims they don't like anal but really do. The willing to take it up the but privately.
analitus by mexi therapist November 1, 2013
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Gaping Analitus
A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022
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scrotal analitis
Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.
Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.
scrotal analitis by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017
Analitis
Inflammation of the anus.
I got a bad case of analitis.
I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.
Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?
Tony: Yes.
Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.
Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.
I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.
Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?
Tony: Yes.
Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.
Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.
Analitis by la the bright man March 20, 2010
encephalo-analitis
Literally, having ones head up ones ass. Of course, that could be seen as crude, so a veneer of medical-esque terminology makes it seem more erudite!
Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!
Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
encephalo-analitis by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016
Analigus
Positions for anilingus, also known as "butt licking," "rimming", "anal-oral sex", "rimjob", or "tossing the salad", "analgasm" are often variants on those for genital-oral sex. Rimming-specific positions include:
The passive partner is on all fours. The active partner is behind them.
The passive partner is on their back with their legs up.
The Rusty trombone, in which a male is standing while the active partner is both performing anilingus from behind, generally from a kneeling position, while also masturbating the standing partner, thus somewhat resembling someone playing the trombone.
The passive partner is on all fours. The active partner is behind them.
The passive partner is on their back with their legs up.
The Rusty trombone, in which a male is standing while the active partner is both performing anilingus from behind, generally from a kneeling position, while also masturbating the standing partner, thus somewhat resembling someone playing the trombone.
"Man, you wouldn't believe just how much Hannah's girlfriend loves analigus!! Hannah says she's a total freak!"
"Andrew's new chick loves playing 'the Rusty trombone' for him, whenever she get the chance!"
"Andrew's new chick loves playing 'the Rusty trombone' for him, whenever she get the chance!"
Analigus by Ms Strap-On! April 19, 2008
analsitus
analsitus by E. Neranig February 14, 2022
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