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Gaping Analitus

A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022

analingus 

To lick another's anus.
"I tried to give analingus to my girlfriend, but she farted...I'm now a mormon priest."
analingus by alreadygeeked89 June 19, 2005

scrotal analitis 

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.
Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.
scrotal analitis by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Analytics 

The simplest definition of Analytics is "the science of analysis". In reality, the word "Analytics" has not been properly defined by the professional community and may mean different things to different people. A simple and practical definition, however, would be how an entity(i.e., business) arrives at the most optimal or realistic decision from a variety of available options, based on existing data. Business managers may choose to make decisions based on past experiences or rule of thumb, or there might be other qualitative aspects to decision making; but unless there is data involved in the process, it would be considered beyond the purview of analytics. Another definition could be that Analytics is a field of study / profession that has applications in any field (business / social / political / home) where data is available.
Common applications of Analytics include the study of business data using statistical analysis in order to discover and understand historical patterns with an eye to predicting and improving business performance in the future.
Analytics by David Gould March 6, 2008

analisis 

A cancerous and incorrect way of saying analysis
"Time to put my analisis skills to the test!"
"you mean analysis?"
"No. Analisis . Correct yourself."

analingus 

1) Eating ass
2) Rimming

cunnilingus : pussy :: analingus : asshole
Danny is kinky so he gave his girlfriend analingus
analingus by jman May 13, 2005