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ambipetrous

I have a cat, but I don't mind dogs. I'm ambipetrous,
by SuburbanWino November 12, 2015
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Ambipenstrous

The ability for a male to hold his prized piece in either trouser leg.
Friend: Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Victim of Ambipenstrosity: I am ambipenstrous.

Girl: Have you heard about John. He is ambipenstrous.
Boy: I want to be just like him when I am older!
by Prof Dr. Ambipenstrous October 16, 2012
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ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands
by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010
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Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.
Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.
by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009
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Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!
by Schteen November 10, 2003
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Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.
"I'll can beat you with with both of my hands because I am ambidextrous."

"Don't be relieved because Billy has a gun in his left hand, he can still bust a cap in yo ass because he's ambidextrous"
by Mark November 10, 2003
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ambipegstrous

The ability to grind from either side of a BMX bicycle.
Since James was ambipegstrous he was able to use his friend's bike which had pegs on the left side, though he was accustomed to pegs on the right side.
by Ravenhill November 18, 2010
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