Ambipenstrous 

The ability for a male to hold his prized piece in either trouser leg.

Friend: Are you a leftie or a rightie?
Victim of Ambipenstrosity: I am ambipenstrous.

Girl: Have you heard about John. He is ambipenstrous.
Boy: I want to be just like him when I am older!

Ambipenstrous by Prof Dr. Ambipenstrous October 16, 2012

ambilegstrous 

The ability to use both legs with equal dexterity. Is to legs what ambidextrous is to hands.

"Is he gonna take this free kick with his left or right?" "Doesn't matter, he's ambilegstrous."

ambilegstrous by DappaDan March 31, 2008

ambipegstrous 

The ability to grind from either side of a BMX bicycle.

Since James was ambipegstrous he was able to use his friend's bike which had pegs on the left side, though he was accustomed to pegs on the right side.

ambipegstrous by Ravenhill November 18, 2010

ambipetrous 

When one loves both cats and dogs.

I have a cat, but I don't mind dogs. I'm ambipetrous,

ambipetrous by SuburbanWino November 12, 2015

ambilegstrous 

The ability for a person to sit and put either right OR left leg up on the other knee.

Because he was ambilegstrous, Eddie sat for 8 hours in a meeting without having to move - he has the ability to cross either of his legs, unlike most of us who can only cross one favored leg.

ambilegstrous by howard highes September 19, 2009

Ambilegstrous 

Having the capability to use both of your legs with equal efficiency. It's like being ambidextrous but for legs.

He's an ambilegstrous footballer.

Ambilegstrous by Violee21 October 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019