alphabase 

alphabase,the best clan in the universe

alphabase is the best you noob

alphabase by Mole July 21, 2004

alphabite 

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

alphabite by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010

Alphabreast 

The alphabreast is the girl with the biggest breasts at any given event------------

Look at the size of Kristins bombs!!!! She is easily the alphabreast at this birthday party

Alphabreast by madFiore February 23, 2011

Alphabait 

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).

That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait

Alphabait by Kompress0r July 1, 2021

alphamaleism 

the phenomenon observed in the military, especially in a military gym that every guy in there is top dog. Which is especially prominent in the Marine Corps. The fact that your in a large group in which every guy wants to be the leader of. You do not want to go to the bars with these guys.

Uh Oh, alphamaleism has reached new levels here, time to bounce!

alphamaleism by mendog August 28, 2012

alphamale 

Alphamale - a man who is powerful or high on the social ladder. The status of the alpha is generally achieved by means of superior physical, mental or athletic prowess.

Kobe Bryant is the alphamale on his team.

alphamale by ThomII May 5, 2008

alphabesize 

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status

I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.

alphabesize by deal April 26, 2006