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The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.
That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.
by Kompress0r September 20, 2020
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Pickochet

An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.
Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.
by Kompress0r October 18, 2020
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The White Man's Burden

The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.
It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.
by Kompress0r June 13, 2021
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Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.
You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.
by Kompress0r September 26, 2020
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Alphabait

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).
That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait
by Kompress0r July 1, 2021
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glowjogger

A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga(&apos;send&apos;, &apos;event&apos;, &apos;Autolink&apos;, &apos;Click&apos;, &quot;yogger&quot;);">glownigger</a>
I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger
by Kompress0r September 19, 2020
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Vibe check

When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.
.450 Bushmaster comin' to vibe check your plates. You gon' shit a kidney, boi.
by Kompress0r September 8, 2020
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