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Definitions by Kompress0r

The terms that online prostitutes prefer to be referred to as, typically companion or escort.
"You're the hottest hooker I've ever had off Tinder"

"My preferred honoun is companion"
honoun by Kompress0r February 14, 2023

Bug people 

A derogatory term for the Chinese due to their lack of conscience and value even for their own kind.
I didn't realize what bug people the Chinese really were until I visited and saw someone run over a baby and not even stop.
Bug people by Kompress0r July 28, 2021

Alphabait 

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).
That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait
Alphabait by Kompress0r July 1, 2021

I've got diarrhea 

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.
Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

The White Man's Burden 

The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.
It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.

The Gazebo Effect 

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.
Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.

Fuck the next guy 

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics
New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy