glowjogger

A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga(&apos;send&apos;, &apos;event&apos;, &apos;Autolink&apos;, &apos;Click&apos;, &quot;yogger&quot;);">glownigger</a>
I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger
by Kompress0r September 19, 2020
mugGet the glowjoggermug.

The Gazebo Effect

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.
Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.
by Kompress0r May 19, 2021
mugGet the The Gazebo Effectmug.

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.
Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea
by Kompress0r June 14, 2021
mugGet the I've got diarrheamug.

Fuck the next guy

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics
New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy
by Kompress0r May 15, 2021
mugGet the Fuck the next guymug.

Pickochet

An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.
Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.
by Kompress0r October 18, 2020
mugGet the Pickochetmug.
To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.
You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.
by Kompress0r September 26, 2020
mugGet the Like a carpenter making chairsmug.

Vibe check

When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.
.450 Bushmaster comin' to vibe check your plates. You gon' shit a kidney, boi.
by Kompress0r September 08, 2020
mugGet the Vibe checkmug.