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Vibe check

When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.
.450 Bushmaster comin' to vibe check your plates. You gon' shit a kidney, boi.
by Kompress0r September 8, 2020
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glowjogger

A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga(&apos;send&apos;, &apos;event&apos;, &apos;Autolink&apos;, &apos;Click&apos;, &quot;yogger&quot;);">glownigger</a>
I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger
by Kompress0r September 19, 2020
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The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.
That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.
by Kompress0r September 20, 2020
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Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.
You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.
by Kompress0r September 26, 2020
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Pickochet

An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.
Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.
by Kompress0r October 18, 2020
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honoun

The terms that online prostitutes prefer to be referred to as, typically companion or escort.
"You're the hottest hooker I've ever had off Tinder"

"My preferred honoun is companion"
by Kompress0r February 14, 2023
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Autismgating

To bottleneck access to a game feature, typically by requiring a certain stats or level achieved
The new level 40+ XL candy update for Pokemon GO must have the spergs shrieking in some of the most egregious Autismgating I've ever seen.
by Kompress0r November 30, 2020
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