I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.
Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea
by Kompress0r June 14, 2021
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The Gazebo Effect

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.
Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.
by Kompress0r May 19, 2021
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Fuck the next guy

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics
New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy
by Kompress0r May 16, 2021
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Autismgating

To bottleneck access to a game feature, typically by requiring a certain stats or level achieved
The new level 40+ XL candy update for Pokemon GO must have the spergs shrieking in some of the most egregious Autismgating I've ever seen.
by Kompress0r November 30, 2020
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Alphabait

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).
That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait
by Kompress0r July 01, 2021
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The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.
That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.
by Kompress0r September 20, 2020
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Vibe check

When someone wearing plate body armor gets slammed by a big, slow round that doesn't penetrate but will still let you know it was there.
.450 Bushmaster comin' to vibe check your plates. You gon' shit a kidney, boi.
by Kompress0r September 08, 2020
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