Kompress0r's definitions

Pickochet

An intercept in American football in which the pass bounces off a receiver's hands and lands in the hands of an often unexpecting defensive player.

Georgia was looking pretty good against Alabama until Stetson Bennett through the pickochet in the red zone then everything just fell apart.

by Kompress0r October 18, 2020

glowjogger

A social media friendly version of <a class="autolink" href="/define.php?term=glownigger" onclick="ga(&apos;send&apos;, &apos;event&apos;, &apos;Autolink&apos;, &apos;Click&apos;, &quot;yogger&quot;);">glownigger</a>

I saw this guy with three friends and no profile pic posting a link to a "fuel filter" in a gun group on Facebook. Must have been a glowjogger

by Kompress0r September 19, 2020

Alphabait

Asking advice on how to break the law, typically done on anonymous forums. This is usually done in active sting operations to bust 'domestic terrorists' or as fishing for an excuse for more monitoring by the alphabets (FBI, ATF etc).

That guy on /k/ asked on how to make a silencer out of a potato and a condom. That's clearly alphabait

by Kompress0r July 1, 2021

Like a carpenter making chairs

To become bored of a hobby or pastime once enjoyed, particularly because of it becoming part of a job or daily routine.

You spend enough time putting the hammer to people, you start to feel like a carpenter making chairs. Drains the fun right out of it.

by Kompress0r September 26, 2020

Fuck the next guy

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics

New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy

by Kompress0r May 15, 2021

The Kenosha Stranger

Having to beat your meat with your off hand because you're a filthy commie and got your bicep blown off by an American hero.

That Grosskreutz commie will have to permanently resort to giving himself The Kenosha Stranger because of 5.56 at muzzle distance.

by Kompress0r September 20, 2020

The Gazebo Effect

The mind's habit to transpose words in common phrases, as long as it sounds good.

Patient 1: I think the medicine is working, I feel much better already

Patient 2: Careful, it could just be the gazebo effect. It might just all be psychoschematic.

by Kompress0r May 19, 2021