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Alphasexual

A term closely related to Metrosexual, yet to a higher extennt. A man who grooms, shaves a lot of things, high interest in fitness, expensive taste, and generally straight.
George Clooney and Bono are quite the Alphasexuals.

Did you see that guys, he's like the hulk yet with waxed eyebrows and shaved legs! Smells good too!
by Alberto Contador January 3, 2011
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alphasexual

A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)
"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"

"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
by Clay Rains April 8, 2024
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apasexual

Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).

Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.
"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."
by Linguist6541 February 7, 2010
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Aliasexual

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.
Example: I think Alia is aliasexual
by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019
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aishasexual

aishasexual can be used to define someone or a group of people who love and adore and worship someone named Aisha
“Hey look at her she’s so amazing I think I’m an Aishasexual!”
“Same Aisha is my queen.”
by why cant i January 19, 2021
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alfasexual

One who’s attracted to soggy carrots
Dude that soggy carrot is so hot I think I’m alfasexual
by Handing January 21, 2021
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alexasexual

Yh i’m alexasexual, i’m inlove with alexa demie
by Adri?? February 18, 2022
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