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Incurable condition where a person must recite the alphabet in order to move/write things in alphabetical order.
I realized I had alphabaniosis when I was singing the alphabet to find what letter was after T.

I was diagnosed with alphabaniosis when my peers realized I was singing the ABC's to myself during an alphabetical assignment where we must list objects in order depending on their first letter.
by RocketPropelledGrenade August 24, 2010
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