Skip to main content

Alphabeat 

No not the terribly poptastic Danish band. The joint top best drinking game ever. Very similar to slaps except with letters of the alphabet instead of numbers.
Game starts with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!' Consonants are represented by a slap of the shoulder which also decides the direction, while vowels are represented by putting one hand over the other, with the top hand deciding direction. If someone messes up they drink for the number of seconds that letter represents. i.e. d equals 4 seconds.Instead of counting the seconds though you must count up in letters e.g. A, B, C, D instead of 1,2,3,4. If someone messes up on 'A' however there is a 10 second drinking penalty.
Billy, Bob and Timmy (shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!

*Bob taps shoulder for 'A'*

Billy and Timmy Together: AHHHHH wanker! 'A' is a vowel! Drink for 10 seconds

Billy: You're such a retard Bob
Alphabeat by Colm.. March 31, 2009

Alpha Breast 

the girl with the biggest tits at any event
With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party
Alpha Breast by 22400michael March 9, 2011

Alphabreastical 

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.
Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.
Alphabreastical by lenabena44 March 8, 2009

alphabeat 

🎵nce nce nce nce alphabeat is awesome
alphabeat by DottoOwl March 22, 2019

alphabreasticle 

Do you wanna do an alphabreasticle?
alphabreasticle by lesbian✨ October 25, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026