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aloysexual 

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.
kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches
aloysexual by siccunt04 September 10, 2020
Words you can keep

Alexsexual 

That mean's when u like only Alex. And you wanna fuck them. (her/him/them)
My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
Alexsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021

akoisexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction, but doesn't wish for it to be acted on/reciprocated.
He/she is totally hot, but I don't actually want to get involved sexually - since I'm akoisexual I'd prefer to just fantasize from afar.
akoisexual by Aishlion January 12, 2015

Aloesexual 

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Aloesexual by battubali June 19, 2019

arosexual 

When you're never attracted to someone both sexually and romantically at the same time.

You put every possible partner in either a sexual or a romantical "box" and they never get mixed.

You find this one person sexually attractive but not romantically but you find this other person romantically attractive but not sexually.
"Is it weird that I am never romantically attracted to someone I already find sexually attractive and when I love someone I dont find them sexually attractive? "
"No, you're arosexual."
arosexual by wannabeurbangirl July 24, 2016

anysexual 

One who’s sexual preference is not limited to man or woman or both. Targets include dinosaurs, rocks, fish, plankton, and balloons.
Chad is such an ANYSEXUAL, he humped a penguin pillow last week.
anysexual by Malacoda March 8, 2005

anysexual 

One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).
Matt: go fuck a rock
Bob: I will
Matt: you anysexual!
Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too
anysexual by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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