My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
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Get the Alexsexual mug.when you’re attracted to people named alex, male or female. this could be alexandra, alexandria, or alexander. other variants include aleksandra and aleksander.
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This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex
This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex
Person One: "Damn that guy looks really hot, don't you just want to have sex with him?"
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."
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science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.
science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.
kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches
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