My friend: anyway what is your sexuality?
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
Me: Oh, I'm Alexsexual.
My friend: huh, what?
Me:y'know i just rly wanna fuck them, they're so hot
My friend:oh okay
by BISCHHHHHH May 03, 2021
Bust NFL quarterback Alex Smith's nuthuggers that come up with countless Alexcuses to "prove" that its everyone else's fault but his for being an utter failure.
by NinerCapHell March 11, 2009
when you’re attracted to people named alex, male or female. this could be alexandra, alexandria, or alexander. other variants include aleksandra and aleksander.
by bubblebuttcherry March 26, 2018
When someone is only sexually attracted to people or things named Alex, Alexander, Alexa, Alexis etc.
This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex
This does not mean Alexsexuals cannot develop crushes on other people, but that they only want to fuck with people named Alex
Person One: "Damn that guy looks really hot, don't you just want to have sex with him?"
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."
Person Two: "I agree that he's cute but I just couldn't imagine that. I'm only sexually attracted to people named Alex."
Person One: "Oh, why?"
Person Two: "Its because I'm Alexsexual."
by ~A Person <3 September 22, 2022
by Liseforlife October 11, 2021