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Definitions by battubali

Ugrafied 

Ugrafied is the situation when you are gasligthed by a seemingly vulnerable person who at their heart hold extreme malice and potential to damage your trust in people you meet in internet with their lies and tack for gaining sympathy with their false stories.
Nelson: Hey Adam, you look terrified, what happened?
Adam: This person I met on internet has Ugrafied me, I'm traumatized now.

Jill: Hello Kate, didn't see you online for a while, all good?
Kate: I sent my pictures to an internet stranger who I thought was my friend, turns out he is a creep.
Jill: I feel sorry for you, you just got Ugrafied.
Ugrafied by battubali May 17, 2022

Aloesexual 

A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Aloesexual by battubali June 19, 2019
That one guy who is never your friend but also never your enemy. One can never predict what he does and that unpredictability brings the fun to be around him until he does something which involves you.
John: Did you know Harry pulled a Jholer on Sam?
Shane: Don't spare the details, Tell me everything!
Jholer by battubali June 10, 2019