A person who has intense feelings towards their aloe vera, they are so passionate about their desert plant that they desert their social life in its admiration.
John: Hey Henry, I heard you're an aloesexual, what does that mean?
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
Henry: *staring admiringly towards aloe vera plant*
John: Henry, you all right?
Henry: Want to touch my plant? It's so soft.
John: Right.
by battubali June 19, 2019
A term that brainwashed liberal young gen-z's use to confuse normal people on what regular sexual attraction is. Created by the communists to divide and conquer society. Usually, can be found coming out of the mouth of privileged white kids with multicolored hair and several mental illnesses.
"I hear Katy is aloesexual today, but yesterday she was asexual. She's always going back and for between wanting sex and not. She's so fluid."
by NoLeftistAllowed July 20, 2022