San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

Alabama orgy

A southern family reunion.

There was a lot of interbreeding at Clyde's Alabama orgy.

by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014

anysexual

One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).

Matt: go fuck a rock
Bob: I will
Matt: you anysexual!
Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too

by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

reaggae pubes

To put pubes in dreadlocks.

Jeremy as reaggae pubes

by righteousconsumption October 22, 2014

carjiz

To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.

Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car?
Ryan: having some fun....
Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz
Ryan: how did you know?
Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014