righteousconsumption's definitions

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

anysexual

One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).

Matt: go fuck a rock
Bob: I will
Matt: you anysexual!
Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too

by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

duponting

To Have Sex With Your Family members. Derived From The Dupont family.

Bill Was Caught Duponting His Cousin Sally.

by righteousconsumption March 5, 2015

reaggae pubes

To put pubes in dreadlocks.

Jeremy as reaggae pubes

by righteousconsumption October 22, 2014

nickelback

The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.

Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014