righteousconsumption's definitions

duponting

To Have Sex With Your Family members. Derived From The Dupont family.

Bill Was Caught Duponting His Cousin Sally.

by righteousconsumption March 5, 2015

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

honeybun

Sexual attraction towards fat people

Chuvirgin
ser: sup honeybun
Fat girl: I'm still a virgin

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

carjiz

To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.

Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car?
Ryan: having some fun....
Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz
Ryan: how did you know?
Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

recto-sexual

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

by righteousconsumption October 23, 2014

reaggae pubes

To put pubes in dreadlocks.

Jeremy as reaggae pubes

by righteousconsumption October 22, 2014