Definitions by righteousconsumption

duponting 

To Have Sex With Your Family members. Derived From The Dupont family.

Bill Was Caught Duponting His Cousin Sally.

duponting by righteousconsumption March 5, 2015

dick concussion 

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

dick concussion by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

honeybun 

Sexual attraction towards fat people

Chuvirgin
ser: sup honeybun
Fat girl: I'm still a virgin

honeybun by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

carjiz 

To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.

Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car?
Ryan: having some fun....
Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz
Ryan: how did you know?
Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen

carjiz by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

missile tits 

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

missile tits by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014

recto-sexual 

The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.

Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........

recto-sexual by righteousconsumption October 23, 2014

reaggae pubes 

To put pubes in dreadlocks.

Jeremy as reaggae pubes

reaggae pubes by righteousconsumption October 22, 2014