19 definitions by righteousconsumption

pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.

Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.

To Have Sex With Your Family members. Derived From The Dupont family.

Bill Was Caught Duponting His Cousin Sally.

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.

Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit