alcapunco 

Alcapunco is a creature that will instantly say yes to anything sexual, or retarted. The Alcapunco gets aggressive when there is no one to fuck, and gets extra mad when he can’t have sex with Jude.

Dude, Alcapunco told me to kill myself then tried to fuck me

alcapunco by oSammi May 24, 2023

acapulco shirts 

A sort of clothing that you feel is strongly required when heading in the direction of Las Vegas in the midst of a drug frenzy.

"But first we need the car. And after that the cocaine. And then the tape recorder, for special music, and some Acapulco shirts." The only way to prepare for a trip like this, I felt, was to dress up like human peacocks and get crazy, then screech off across the desert and cover the story.

acapulco shirts by Gladys May 24, 2004

Acapulco Mudslide

Where you’re double teaming a lady friend with another guy, one guy at each end (commonly known as a spit roast, or pig on a spit) you stick your thumb up your own ass (DTT - drop the thumb). You go for a high five with the other guy, missing the offered hand on purpose, and stick your thumb in his mouth.

What happened last night?

Benny and I met up with this crazy chick, went to back to her room. While we were spit-roasting her, I hammered Benny with an Acapulco Mudslide.

No way?!

Way. Dude nearly vomited on the back of her head.

Acapulco Mudslide by Sharts At Will February 3, 2012

Vagina Acapulco 

Occurs when you place an empty taco shell within the folds of a woman's labia, then lay a miniature sombrero on her boosh.

Me and my girl were feeling spicy last night so we took a trip south of the border and I had a little Vagina Acapulco.

Vagina Acapulco by LeCobra April 25, 2011

Acapulco Gold 

A strain of marijuana originally grown in mexico, famous for it's strong odor and sublime (golden) high.

wow, this Acapulco Gold is the best stuff I have ever smoked!

Acapulco Gold by La La Republic July 3, 2003

Acapulco 

A beautiful beach in Mexico where you dont have to be 18 to go clubbing or drink alcoholic beverages. It has an amazing view and is famour for their cliff divers. Also famouse for their Spring Break parties

Ashley : Wanna go partying to Acapulco for Spring Break?
Sara: Sure, while we're there we can go get a tan at the beach and talk to that hot guy we saw there last time.

Acapulco by Alma AKA Smiley February 18, 2008

Acapulco Goggles 

When you put your ball sack right above a girls eyes and let her give you butterfly kisses.

Her fake eyelashes felt nice when she put on her Acapulco Goggles

Acapulco Goggles by Ol' Cotton Balls December 12, 2009