Goggles

This is another funny word for big glasses.

Hey, did you see that comic at the club last night?

Yeah, his GOGGLES were ridiculous haha

by thebigwan March 4, 2015

Goggles

Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.

Angela was passed out drunk last night, so I pulled out my sack and gave her goggles.

by Air MarcGyver August 12, 2003

Goggles

In general a pair of D's. Those perfect boobs at the beach or mall. The pair of boobs that your bestfriend's girl has. The ones you really want, the pair a tits that rachel starr has. What every guy dreams of are some nice goggles. (Killington, VT)

Today on oovoo, me and ryan were vcing. I couldnt help it but to stare at her huge goggles.

by Robert Nella February 24, 2011

Goggles

The verb meaning of goggles is the action of making the traditional "glasses" shape with your hands, putting that shape over your eyes and shouting, GOGGLES!, in a high pitched voice, usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who may be wearing spectacles, usually out of a car window in fear of receiving a consequence from the target.

LOOK .. ROWC ...GET HIM!!
*Hangs Out The WIndow*
GOGGLESSSSSSSS!

by yoooooooooooobluuuuuuud April 14, 2009

Goggles

an insult aimed at those whom wear spectacles.

You have massive goggles, you speccy prick!

by he's_had_a_beer July 30, 2007

goggles

They do nothing!

by dj gs68 July 29, 2003

the goggles

What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.

Originated from The Simpsons

"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"

"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"

by .. January 2, 2004