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albertonio 

Albertonio is the one ginger kid who moved here a few yrs back, he's ginger but he's chil.
"yo wingerfit, you're kinda cool. u rly an albertonio kinda dude"
albertonio by queefgobbler420 December 10, 2023
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Alberoni 

Alberoni is usually a canadian male;; he may or may not be a robot. Alberoni loves pasta. A male named Alberoni usually has a bangin' body. Alberoni is possibly a cave-man. He goes hunting in the cold ice of Canada every morning and he rides polar bears to school because he is a fucking canadian and that is what canadians do. He probably goes to the bathroom about 7 times a day. He thinks he has swag (he doesn't) but he is still a good person. He likes wearing wife-beaters and anything that is RED. Alberoni is not a dog. He is fluent in german and chinese probably. He does 57 jumping-jacks every morning. He has an obsession with licking envelopes. He likes pouring tacky glue all over his naked body. He sometimes eats athlete's foot cream. He wishes he were born a lemur. Other than that though, he's k3wl.
Wow bro look at that Alberoni he is such a badass lolz I bet he just ate sum athlete's foot cream
Alberoni by peepee diddy October 3, 2011

Albertoscorfano.outsold 

Would simp for any fictional character.
Is taken by Alberto Scorfano himself.
Cheated on Finn Mcmissle and got back with him multiple times. Has broken many community guidelines. Originally was Quackity and Adrien Agreste’s ex.
Albertoscorfano.outsold’s content makes me cream.

Albertophobia 

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.
He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.
Albertophobia by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

albertoscorfano outsold 

Albertoscorfano outsold is a pretty exotic tiktoker who has gained over 1.5k followers over the past 3 months. She would simp for anything including a car. She is currently head over heels for the fictional character named Alberto Scorfano as she once was for Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir and Quackity.
“Albertoscorfano outsold’s face reveal made me scream without an s.”

Albertini 

Albertini is different from most people he’s unique in its own he’s pretty well known and is also from manors park
When I seen Albertini I said he’s cute for a brown skin

albertino 

A bleachy dude who likes cheese and thinks he's sexy.
Damn, are you bleach because I would definitely drink you up, Albertino!
albertino by joshisnotdun November 29, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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