Albertophobia 

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.

He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.

Albertophobia by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

algeriophobia 

the fear of spending the rest of your life in Algeria

Jimmy: do you have any phobias?!
John: i have algeriophobia

algeriophobia by AnthonyBrian January 14, 2017

Algerophobia

the fear of living and spending your entire life in Algeria

i suffer from Algerophobia

Algerophobia by ikramta3nami August 11, 2021

Algeriophobia 

The fear of living the rest of your life in Algeria.

Hamid: Why do you want to leave the country so bad?
Younes: I have Algeriophobia bro.

Algeriophobia by DefinitelyNotYounes July 1, 2022

Alertnophobia 

Alertnophobia is a huge fear of the EAS system.

Man 1: *EAS pops up and he gets a heart attack*
Man 2: Damn, he has Alertnophobia.

Alertnophobia by big beach December 2, 2020

Advertophobia 

The hatred or annoyance towards advertisement

I get really annoyed when I see advertisements. I have a very strong case of advertophobia.

Advertophobia by Pugalshish August 1, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020