albertino
albertino by joshisnotdun November 29, 2016
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Albertina
An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013
Almerino
Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.
He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.
He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.
He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.
He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.
He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.
He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
Alberto Halos
Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.
Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018
alberto scorfano
A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.
alberto scorfano by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021
Alberina
An amazing girl, who is strong and independent. She try's to find always the positive of the negative and will try to make you laugh even if you’re sad. She is the curious and crazy friend who wants always to know every secret
Alberina by Whoisthecoolest June 3, 2020
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