Bleachy

The name for Michael's Penis.

People named michael call their penis bleachy.

by CMLMA July 28, 2011

bleachy

the definition of of bleachy is like saying peachy but its bleachy because you have a dry personality

Valerie: You are disgusting.
Person: You are bleachy

by bleachypeachy April 5, 2019

Bleachy

One who has bleached hair

Stay out of it, Bleachy!

by Aleksandra March 30, 2008

bleachy

adj-
the feeling that you have after washing science goggles in bleach for awhile; something that is very, very white; the way your hands feel after touching bleach a lot in general

My hands feel so bleachy now >.<; Wow, that person's teeth are very bleachy.

by JacquesF September 1, 2010

bleachy keen

A person who is an asshole. But the good kind of asshole. Not the dirty kind. The squeaky clean, tidy, bleached asshole. The asshole version of somebody being peachy keen!

Him: I was thinking of asking that girl out but I heard she's a bitch.

Friend: Oh, she's just bleachy keen!

by RabidWordsmith June 26, 2016

bleachella

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.

“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”

by halhan March 6, 2019

bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

by TIA1776 January 19, 2013