Alberoni 

Alberoni is usually a canadian male;; he may or may not be a robot. Alberoni loves pasta. A male named Alberoni usually has a bangin' body. Alberoni is possibly a cave-man. He goes hunting in the cold ice of Canada every morning and he rides polar bears to school because he is a fucking canadian and that is what canadians do. He probably goes to the bathroom about 7 times a day. He thinks he has swag (he doesn't) but he is still a good person. He likes wearing wife-beaters and anything that is RED. Alberoni is not a dog. He is fluent in german and chinese probably. He does 57 jumping-jacks every morning. He has an obsession with licking envelopes. He likes pouring tacky glue all over his naked body. He sometimes eats athlete's foot cream. He wishes he were born a lemur. Other than that though, he's k3wl.

Wow bro look at that Alberoni he is such a badass lolz I bet he just ate sum athlete's foot cream

Alberoni by peepee diddy October 3, 2011

Aberoni 

1. Someone who is amazing and always there for someone. Extremely attractive and a little baby on the inside.

2. A pasta dish made of Abe

Hey whats up Aberoni?

Would you like to try the Aberoni dish?

Aberoni by CourneyLewwy October 2, 2011

Port Alberni Docking 

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

Port Alberni Docking by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

Port Alberni

a small town on Vancouver island. The Alberni valley is a great place for anyone who likes the outdoors. pretty much if your a looser who sits at home ports not the place for you.

For anyone else this place is a playground for quads, trucks, and boats.

wares all those fags who hate Port Alberni?

their probably at home faping to gay porn since their poor as fuck

Port Alberni by beaver taco March 4, 2011

port alberni

***Non racist definition****
A small forest industry dependent town on Vancouver island. Full of welfare bums, drunks, gold diggers and goat fucking hicks. The people who do live there that have any form of alternative mentality that doesn't involve church, welfare checks, beer, or logging are bored completely out of their skulls. most of these people have been duped into living there somehow and have had so much of their livelihood sucked out of their skulls that escape is now impossible. the suicide rate is directly proportionate to the unemployment rate, which is directly proportionate the average between the illiteracy and drug/alcohol dependency rates.

Ron moved to Port Alberni. He has shot himself because of the massive amount of debt incurred from living there.

port alberni by lostbrain May 8, 2008

port alberni

a shit-hole , that smells like a garbage dump.

I'd rather live on skid row than live in port alberni

port alberni by Fine-living December 29, 2008

Port Alberni

A bumbling little hick town full of evolutionary throwbacks of all creeds and cultures, the only place in the world to develop the H (Hillbilly) chromosome through a combination of constant inbreeding and the fallout that blew in from the chernobyl accident. These H chromosome victims get together in contrived little groups and gossip and talk about subjects totally devoid of any meaning or sense, they just like to vibrate their vocal chords. The are smells like human waste due to their inability and lack of consideration to treat their own sewage, the bumbling yokels would prefer to "sleep where they shit" like pigs. Infested with crackheads, gold diggers, white trash and every other color of trash under the sun, it is a disgusting little pock mark on the planet. It simultaneously burning to the ground and sinking into the ocean would only beautify the surrounding nature, the only tragedy is there would be no more clam bucket, that place is the only place that makes a decent burger.

"Port alberni? Isn't that just another word for incestuous anal rape??"

Port Alberni by giggidygiggidybitches May 6, 2009