Albertini 

Albertini is different from most people he’s unique in its own he’s pretty well known and is also from manors park

When I seen Albertini I said he’s cute for a brown skin

Albertini by Anonymous from dandy January 15, 2021

Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.

I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!

Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

Alberina 

An amazing girl, who is strong and independent. She try's to find always the positive of the negative and will try to make you laugh even if you’re sad. She is the curious and crazy friend who wants always to know every secret

You’re lucky when you find somewhere a Alberina

Alberina by Whoisthecoolest June 3, 2020

Alberti 

To ejaculate into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with semen.

"I made my girlfriend take an Alberti last night! It was bad ass."

Alberti by samwoolsey928 January 26, 2009

Alertified 

Alertified - Verb

A higher level of notification

The team have been alertified of the situation

Alertified by Julesy O August 31, 2019

Port Alberni Docking 

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

Port Alberni Docking by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

Dante Alberti 

A bi-pedal organism of the mammalian class. Is able to live alongside humans with little assistance, though will become quickly enraged when communicated with. When the presence of a 'Dante Alberti' is detected, immediate backup must be called, preferably armed with bananas ( required to distract the creature ), and Russian made RPK light machine gun. Upon containment, immediate termination is recommended.

Person 1: Fuck 'Dante Alberti'.
Person 2: Ikr. fuck that guy.

Dante Alberti by serialtypist November 14, 2020