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shit, wash, clean inside and out
I'm so drek after 3 days non stop party, I need to ablute
ablute by luburn May 23, 2016
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To take a shit.

Abbreviated form of ablution, as in ablution block.
"Yo, all that mexican i had for dinner last night is sitting like a brick in my guts."

"Well, dude, go take an ablute then!"
ablute by Bret and Jermaine October 18, 2008

abluster 

1) Full of pompous shit.

2) Someone who's already an asshole acting with bluster.
He came in the room all abluster.

Inspired by some dipshit in Apex, NC.
abluster by Ole Gil August 13, 2007

Ablution 

1. Religious ritual, performed, a cleansing of the body.
2. A habit or routine.
Sally performed her morning ablutions which consisted of taking a shower, brushing her hair and teeth.
Ablution by Yegge June 18, 2006
Please don't abliter its so gross
Abliter by ilyurbanictionary March 18, 2021

Ablution 

- (In Islam) procedure for washing parts of the body using

water, typically in preparation for formal prayers

called in Arabic "Wudu".
When Muslims perform ablution they wash the face once,

wash both the arms including the elbows once,

Perform masah (the act of ritually cleaning the head or feet with a small amount of water, running the wet hands over the head or feet before prayer) of one-fourth of the head, and finally wash both the feet once up to and including the ankles.
Ablution by Iyad Mahdood January 25, 2013

Ablutoscopophobia 

The rational fear of being watched in a shower
When Tom has a shower he feels like there's something watching him through the drain. He has ablutoscopophobia
Ablutoscopophobia by Urrel co. January 1, 2020
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