A pinheaded looking white kid that does wrestling and sweats in hypixle bedwars when you come into a fight with an abatedstarfish you are sure to lose in Minecraft, in real life if you are any taller than 4,2 (his hight ) then you will probably win this kid might be a wackadoodle but a good friend once you meet him just don't get to close he is a trump supporter and likes man and will try to talk about balls all the time from you friend the lost sock
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.