p1: yo billie u stink
billie: and what about it?
p1: take a shower
billie: lmao a what
by January 30, 2019
The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
by RAINFALL September 29, 2012
A person who showers.
He is a showerer
by oro uma September 3, 2009
1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.
While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.
by Haha Im alone. October 13, 2020
-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
by supulton July 11, 2008
Warm, wet water dripping onto your naked body, making you wet; whilst touching yourself up with a hand full of coconut and jasmine body wash. You look down to see your soggy, sexy shoes in witch are looking fucking mint. When you step onto the fuzzy bath mat you are dripping from head to toe. Your body is so damn moist.
'Stacy got out of the SHOWER'
by kitty/cat. January 4, 2020
Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005